*Based on UPS & USPS

Available Shipping Methods:

Domestic - 

  • Next Day Air

  • Standard

  • Standard mail (PO boxes only)

International (via FedEx) - 

  • Standard air

  • Singing telegram, carrier pigeon and pony express are open for consideration


Shipping Costs:

Cost depends on method selected and weight/size of your order but if your order is over $50 you receive FREE standard shipping (Booyah!) to direct customers (not wholesale).


Estimated Shipping Time:


  • Next Day Air - 1 business day

  • Standard - UPS Ground, 1-5 business days

International (via FedEx)

  • Standard air - Timing and price TBD

(Please keep in mind these are estimates only and not written in stone. Some things like weather, union strikes and planets in retrograde are out of our control and can affect shipping times)


How long after I place my order before it ships:

1-2 business days when items are in-stock (How long before my order ships, yo?)


How late can I place an order to have it processed the same day:

Order by 3pm EST to have it processed the same business day


Any restrictions to where you can deliver:

None at this time (If you’ve got an address we’ll do our darndest to get you the goods.)


Not what you were expecting? Ugh. So sorry about that. No worries, though, unused and unopened products can be returned within 14 days of receipt. All return shipping costs are the responsibility of the buyer. 

Got it! Loved It! But it arrived damaged? Snap a photo and send it to us within 48 hours of receiving your order and we'll get it straightened out lickety split. 

Porch Theft? We know it happens. If our tracking shows it was delivered to your doorstep but your delightful cards have gone missing, please contact us promptly. If you'd prefer to sign for your items, we're happy to accommodate, just shoot us a direct email and we'll get you set up.

Personalized orders are non-refundable because...well...they're personalized.


All sales items are final. We gotta draw the line somewhere, folks.


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